emmafck:

Trust me, I did not want to wake up a naked James. How am I supposed to be fed?

image

Well that’s good.

Uh—-fend for yourself, maybe?

emmafck:

And you think I want to see that?

image

He won’t make me food either. 

I make no assumptions

We Franco men don’t cook. It’s a fact.

emmafck:

No, you’re going nowhere. Come here and make him put clothes on!

image

I don’t want to see that!

emmafck:

I just saw the wrong Franco naked. I miss Olivia. i want her back. No-one feeds me now.

image

rorygdi: "why do you smell so bad"

emmafck:

emmafck:

Your smell rubs off on me.

image

I hope I get fed as much as them

I mean, if you want Fancy Feast, by all means—try it. 

nopeolivia:

 

You get the floor.

image

Pretty sure I get to sleep with Emma.

rorygdi: "why do you smell so bad"

emmafck:

emmafck:

Your smell rubs off on me.

image

Why are they so fat, Dave?

…because I love them. I love them a lot.

rorygdi: "why do you smell so bad"

emmafck:

fuck-dave:

emmafck:

Your smell rubs off on me.

image

Do you need help with the cats?

That would require you seeing my brother’s balls. And I’m not okay with that. Nope.

I can meet you in the hallway haha. I don’t wanna see that either.

You can take Harry. He’s the least fat.

nopeolivia:

We should get a pet for the whole house.

image

The cats and I are sleeping in your room tonight. You’re welcome.